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<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
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<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!
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* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
<Strayed> he shot his girlfriend?
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<Ich> I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood
<Ich> I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.
<Ich> and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong.
<Ich> and the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404"
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(lawl_) i like my women how i like my wine, 5 years old
(DevilsX) I like women the way I like my filesystem
(DevilsX) FAT and 16
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<@G3_> Half of all adults in the United States say they have registered as an organ donor, although only some have purchased a motorcycle to show that they're really serious about it.
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<Goof> Did you know that helicopters are souls of fallen tanks?
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<Zed> Guys
<Zed> I have a friend getting a degree in liberal arts
<Zed> for those of you who don't know what liberal arts are
<Zed> its okay, neither does he
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<dez> lol got some hot lesbian thinking im one
<g0dly1> heh, same, actually, just sent her a pic of my ex
<dez> .....
<dez> is your sceenname josihawt190?
<g0dly1> yes
<g0dly1> FUCK
<dez> oh shit
<g0dly1> we never speak of this to anyone
<dez> agreed
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<Jay> Did you hear about the Linux-car finishing last in the indy500?
<MrBeek> I did now
<MrBeek> Not surprised though... You know how impossible it is to find a decent driver for linux hardware?
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<_static_> I had a dream last night I got fired because my cat called someone a nigger
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