VTK-OILSJT babbelbox forum index » Simon's Superfun & Spam Sectie » IRC Quotes Ga naar pagina Vorige  1, 2, 3, 4  Volgende    Vorige onderwerp :: Volgende onderwerp    Geplaatst: Vr 17 Feb 2006, 00:05:03 Matthys Powerpraeses Geregistreerd op: 27-2-2005 Berichten: 2514 <DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet <DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back <DannyB> and can reload from there if i die <DannyB> she was confused _________________ If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.   Geplaatst: Vr 17 Feb 2006, 00:10:40 Matthys Powerpraeses Geregistreerd op: 27-2-2005 Berichten: 2514 <evilada>: Best suicide plan ever <mcm310>: what is it? <evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof <evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level <evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched <evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands <evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head <evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows <evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere. <evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE. <mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore _________________ If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.   Geplaatst: Vr 17 Feb 2006, 00:18:39 Matthys Powerpraeses Geregistreerd op: 27-2-2005 Berichten: 2514 <M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ? <p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics <p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free _________________ If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.   Geplaatst: Vr 17 Feb 2006, 00:52:01 Matthys Powerpraeses Geregistreerd op: 27-2-2005 Berichten: 2514 <Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <phxl|paper> and DANCE * nmp3bot dances -< * nmp3bot dances |-< * nmp3bot dances /-< <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet ---------------------- <jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today <jeebus> he was a fucken impostor <jeebus> never once moved diagonally ---------------------- <Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. <honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country ---------------------- <BombScare> i beat the internet <BombScare> the end guy is hard ---------------------- IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance" IronChef Foicite: but a potato! IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol IronChef Foicite: but there's more! IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it! IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you" IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you" --------------------- <DmncAtrny> I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING." <DmncAtrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer <DmncAtrny> and run like hell --------------------- <MasterG> ..................................................................... .................................. <judas> where's pacman when you need him? ******************* jaja, mss wa reposts en wa in teveel posts, maar nobody cares _________________ If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.   Geplaatst: Vr 03 Mrt 2006, 17:39:39 Matthys Powerpraeses Geregistreerd op: 27-2-2005 Berichten: 2514 * Sinbad changes topic to '15000 atheists in London rioted after a blank sheet of paper was found on a cartoonist's desk' -------------------------------- <@Wally> stupid muslims promise virgins <@Wally> if they promised lightsabers I'd be on my way to mecca <@Wally> I can hang out with virgins on IRC -------------------------------- [PaleMoon] Video killed the radio star [PaleMoon] which is fortunate.. cos radio porn never really caught on -------------------------------- ErrorHst : im getting tired of your ignorance DoomDayMassacre : im not ignoring u _________________ If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.   Geplaatst: Di 18 Apr 2006, 13:41:40 Simon Carnavalpraeses Geregistreerd op: 22-3-2005 Berichten: 3261 Woonplaats: Alosta Deze gevonden op Bash: *#* Signoff: labo-rat (find / -name \*yourbase\* -exec chown us:us {} \ leg me eens uit waarom het grappig is? _________________ Look! Round Windows! -Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)   Geplaatst: Di 18 Apr 2006, 13:57:15 Keymeulen Computerpraeses Geregistreerd op: 22-2-2005 Berichten: 954 Woonplaats: Haaltert Simon schreef: Deze gevonden op Bash: *#* Signoff: labo-rat (find / -name \*yourbase\* -exec chown us:us {} \ leg me eens uit waarom het grappig is? Je bent bekend met "All Your Base Are Belong To Us"? (wikipedia link) Wel, die "find" zoekt in de hoofddirectory "/" naar alles met bestandsnaam die "yourbase" bevat en voert met "-exec" "chown us:us" uit op alles wat hij vindt. "chown us:us" maakt de (groeps)eigenaar van die bestanden "us". Kortom: na dat commando, worden alle "yourbase" eigendom van "us", of dus All Your Base Belong To Us. Ik vond het nog wel goed gevonden.. _________________ Chamberlain's Laws: (1) The big guys always win. (2) Everything tastes more or less like chicken.   Geplaatst: Di 18 Apr 2006, 15:48:03 Snijs Vice-praeses Geregistreerd op: 24-2-2005 Berichten: 950 Keymeulen schreef: ... All Your Base Are Belong To Us. Een foute Engrish (sic) transliteratie! Make your time! Move zig! Was wel grappig. Way back in 2001. En nerdish. _________________ Ik heb een tattoo op mijn fluit: "Opgepast, zwenkt uit."   Geplaatst: Di 18 Apr 2006, 17:48:32 Matthys Powerpraeses Geregistreerd op: 27-2-2005 Berichten: 2514 Snijs schreef: Keymeulen schreef: ... All Your Base Are Belong To Us. Een foute Engrish (sic) transliteratie! Make your time! Move zig! Was wel grappig. Way back in 2001. En nerdish. ² Mr T parodie was ook wel lachen _________________ If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.   Geplaatst: Di 18 Apr 2006, 17:58:48 Ilse Geregistreerd op: 31-3-2005 Berichten: 379 Woonplaats: Serskamp Snijs, die banner of hoe noem je dat flikkerend spul is echt super! Bravo!   Geplaatst: Di 18 Apr 2006, 19:01:00 Snijs Vice-praeses Geregistreerd op: 24-2-2005 Berichten: 950 Ilse schreef: Snijs, die banner of hoe noem je dat flikkerend spul is echt super! Bravo! Voor jou en ons onderwijs alles! _________________ Ik heb een tattoo op mijn fluit: "Opgepast, zwenkt uit."   Geplaatst: Di 18 Apr 2006, 19:01:58 bonnie Praeses Geregistreerd op: 23-2-2005 Berichten: 762 Woonplaats: Aalst Ilse schreef: Snijs, die banner of hoe noem je dat flikkerend spul is echt super! Bravo! Ga je ook gaan betogen misschien? _________________ tza wel aa   Geplaatst: Di 18 Apr 2006, 19:03:41 Ilse Geregistreerd op: 31-3-2005 Berichten: 379 Woonplaats: Serskamp Als ik tijd heb wel, ja. Ga je niet mee?   Geplaatst: Di 18 Apr 2006, 19:07:11 Snijs Vice-praeses Geregistreerd op: 24-2-2005 Berichten: 950 Ilse schreef: Als ik tijd heb wel, ja. Ga je niet mee? Ik niet. Ik zit in Zwijnaarde te zitten. En die les is niet te missen. Eerst investeren in mijn onderwijs en dan dat van een ander, ee. Hoewel het zeer gezellig zal zijn. Zo samen bbq'en op de barricades! Verzetsheld spelen en zo! 't Lijkt me wel wat. _________________ Ik heb een tattoo op mijn fluit: "Opgepast, zwenkt uit."   Geplaatst: Di 20 Jun 2006, 19:52:06 Matthys Powerpraeses Geregistreerd op: 27-2-2005 Berichten: 2514 <S_Sprite> oh god <S_Sprite> all I can hear <S_Sprite> right now <S_Sprite> is the squeeking of my housemates mattress <S_Sprite> I'M TRANSLATING ANCIENT GREEK YOU INSENSITIVE FUCKS <S_Sprite> well they'll be sorry when my hard studying has got me a PhD in classical studies and all they'll have is MDs from some top-rated med school <S_Sprite> fuck -------------------------------------------------- <HardlyJW> anyone know how to change an ip? <lysip> yes <lysip> clone your mac <HardlyJW> ? <HardlyJW> i have windows... ------------------------------------------------- nocashvaluedrumz: they need to reinvent the internet nocashvaluedrumz: so i can enjoy it with both hands ------------------------------------------------- <@pinata> i am going to be patenting my new method of internet access. <@pinata> it will be 6 times as fast... <@pinata> but drop 90% of all of your connections. <@pinata> i will call it ADHDSL ------------------------------------------------- <Orphic> you any good at physics? <meowcow> when i run into a wall i usually stop ------------------------------------------------- <Zahava> <3<3happy valentines everybody!!<3<3 <@Silva> Roses are Red <@Silva> Violets are Blue <@Silva> i could never love you <@Silva> because you're 1/16 jew * Zahava has quit IRC (quit: ) (de tweede al voor ilse...) -------------------------------------------------- <Ian-W> lesbian porn <Ian-W> actually lesbian/gay porn <Ian-W> because its like two girls that are guys <CK-[away]> what would you call 2 hermaphrodites <Ian-W> tetris _________________ If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. 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